Willie Jefferson WR Baylor

Willie Jefferson is one of the prized recruits for Baylor for 2009, the 6 foot 7 inch WR from Ozen High was considered one of the most athletic recruits for the team. The recruit was arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession 10 days before signing his letter of intent at Baylor. Him and 3 other people, one male and 2 females, (one was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females) were pulled over for running a stop sign. The officer noticed a green substance on his pants, which he believed to be marijuana. He denied there being marijuana in the car, stating it had been there prior, but after a search it turned up a small bag, some cigars, and a marijuana cigarette.... reefers.

Can't say Tim Meadows didn't try to warn him...

Bo Bowling WR Oklahoma State

Bo Bowling, is a SR wide receiver, and former walk on on Oklahoma State. His brother, Brian, also plays for the Cowboys. He was arrested on Sunday for numerous charges, including, Possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of a controlled substance (anti depressant Xanax), and possession of drug paraphernalia. He was released on $2,500 bond, and has been suspended from the Oklahoma State football team. He finished last season with 10 receptions for 200 yards and 2 touchdowns. I bet he could really use some of those Xanax's right about now...

Freddie Mitchell WR Ex-Philadelphia Eagles

Freddie Mitchell, the colossal 2001 1st round bust by the Philadelphia Eagles got busted when he received his FredEx shipment, of 7 pounds of marijuana. He was handcuffed, not arrested, and is under investigation at this time. The package was meant to be shipped to Freddie's brothers B-B-Q restaurant, but it went to Freddie's mothers house first. Freddie claims it is all a misunderstanding, and that his mother takes memory pills and couldn't remember who the package was too. He also claims police jumped the gun because of his celebrity status, minus, you know, the celebrity part. This just adds on to the failure he has been post-NFL career. No NFL teams gave him a new contract, though he got some feels, and even tried out the AFL, but nothing tops his stop as a substitute teacher, where he got fired for allegedly asking girls for phone numbers.

Jock Sanders WR WVU

Jock Sanders, Sophomore WR from West Virginia University, was arrested for DUI on  in Morgantown. He was speeding through campus and crossing over the yellow lines, and when the cop pulls him over and asks him if he's been drinking he says, "A Little." Now why in the hell would he say that if he wasn't even 21? He went on to fail 3 of 4 sobriety tests and was arrested after blowing a .125. Which is over double what that pussy from Florida State had when he passed out.

This is Sander's second arrest in the past year, he was arrested along with Noel Devine, RB, Eain Smith, DB, and Brantwon Bowser, CB, for misdemeanor battery charges from an altercation outside a club. Glad to see he is following in the footsteps of other WVU greats Adam 'Pacman' Jones, and Chris Henry.

Terry Glenn WR Ex-Dallas Cowboys

Terry Glenn -- With Clothes

Terry Glenn was cut just prior to training camp last year by the Dallas Cowboys and was out of football in 2008, his knees were the main problem then for his NFL comeback, but now he has another problem to deal with. Terry was arrested last week for public intoxication and marijuana possession in a hotel in Texas. The police were called because SOME people seemed to have a problem with him roaming the halls naked. Which I gotta say, is better than what Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen was arrested for. There was also traffic warrants out for Glenn from Roanoke. The only problem -- Why was Terry THAT drunk at 10:30 PM?

Terry Glenn has had 3 other serious run ins with the law during his football career. Glenn was charged for assault and battery, and intimidation of a witness in 2001, he was also arrested for a different public intoxication when he was arrested urinating behind a fast foot establishment by a dumpster, which I always thought was where the bathroom really was.

He was Dallas' best recever in 2005 and 2006, amassing 32 receptions for 2,200 yards and 13 touchdowns. Knee injuries hampered his next season, and led to his release.

Preston Parkers WR Florida State

Leon County Jail

Preston Parker, a Junior WR on Florida State, was arrested for DUI early Saturday morning, and was dismissed from the team Monday. Parker was found passed out in his Dodge Charger in the drive through of a McDonald's at 4:42AM. According to a witness, he was passed out in his car for 20 minutes before police showed up. The Officer  found Parker in his car, car running, in drive, and after banging on the window Parker woke up left off the break and started rolling forward, causing the officer to get really pissed off.

The whole thing about this is, Preston Parker is a fuckin' lightweight. When he got to the jail, he blew only a .054. The legal limit is .08, and this guy was passed the fuck out at .054. This guy needs to grow a pair and learn how to hold his liquor. 

Hopefully he didn't forget to pick up an application.