Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Marshall Lobbestael QB Washington State

Washington State QB Marshal Lobbestael was arrested on Sunday morning for minor exhibiting signs of alcohol consumption. The redshirt-Freshman is only 19 years old.
The signs? Well I'm assuming it was pretty clear when the police found him -- not that it was that hard. He was passed out in his truck. Which was parked at... you guessed it, the police station. If that wasn't bad enough, he had a bag full of vomit between his legs. Earlier in the evening he was allegedly seen carrying an unconscious female on campus, who was also charged with 'Minor in Possession'.
That is some pretty clear signs that he was pretty fucked up.
He was considered a front runner for the WSU job, but is out for spring practice due to a knee injury that he got last year after throwing 4 touchdowns in 5 appearances. Obviously, he has been rehabbing very hard, but now he is suspended by WSU. The official charge is 'Minor in Possession'.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Josh Brent, Junior DL for Illinois, was arrested for felony DUI at approximately 1:30AM last weekend. It is a felony due to him getting the DUI while operating on a suspended license. The original suspension was not alcohol related. After getting pulled over for speeding, he failed numerous tests and then he blew a .11, the legal limit being .08. He has since been suspended indefinitely.
In other news, now Ex-Florida State WR Preston Parker is in jail due to his latest run in with the law.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Ian McGarvey K Ball State

Ian McGarvey, Ball State's Kicker, was arrested on suspicion of DUI, and minor consumption at around 2:15 AM last Saturday. McGarvey is only 19 years old.
He was pulled over because his car matched the description of a car driving suspiciously, the car in question (which had a license plate number reported too) was apparently driving slowly and stopping in front of houses. When the officer came to the window and said this, he did not look at the officer and stated that he was driving normally.
He passed the one leg test, and the walk and turn test, but failed the eye pen test. Then Ian McGarvey pushed the breathalyzer wide right with a  .087, not outrageously high, but above the legal limit, and especially above considering he is not 21. Which got me to thinking, why even waste his time with those tests? He passed 2/3, a 66% I believe, which I think is a D, which certainly isn't passing. If he passes those tests, maybe he shouldn't have to take a breathalyzer.
McGarvey was released on $3,500 bail at approximately 6:00 AM.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Gerald Sensabaugh S Jacksonville Jaguars

Jacksonville Jaguars Safety Gerald Sensabaugh has been arrested for the third time in three years. His first arrest came his when he was busted for speeding and carrying a weapon without a permit, his second came after he was doing wheelies on his motorcycle. This time he was pinched for driving on a suspended license. Even crazier is what he wasn't arrested for. In his car was 3 guns, a .22 glock, a bersa .380, and an AK-47. But you don't get in trouble for those when you have permits and you don't shoot yourself in the thigh. 

Marshawn Lynch RB Buffalo Bills

Turns out the cops did have a reason to search the car after stopping to talk to Marshawn Lynch and the other occupants of the vehicle. As soon as they rolled the window down a strong smell of marijuana came out of the car, prompting the search that turned up the guns... and 4 marijuana filled cigars. No Marijuana possession was given out because they could not determine who owned the blunts, or who was smoking them.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Carl Johnson OL Florida


National Champion Offensive Lineman Carl Johnson was arrested earlier this week for violating a sexual violence restraining. The redshirt junior allegedly followed her off a bus, after apparent chances to get off, he waited until her stop to get off. Johnson started most of the season when the starting Guard was lost due to shoulder problems.

Jeff Reed K Pittsburgh Steelers


Super Bowl Champion Jeff Reed, the Kicker for the Pittsburgh Steelers is so used to seeing Terrible Towels all around his stadium that when he goes somewhere there isn't any regular towels, it just infuriates him. Jeff Reed was charged with Disorderly Conduct and Criminal Mischief after he threw a tantrum in a gas station bathroom when the towel dispenser was empty. He ended up breaking the dispenser and then leaving yelling profanity at an employee.

What still shocks me about all of this is that Jeff Reed actually washes his hands after using the bathroom, something tells me half the employees their don't.